We play thrash laden old grind. It's real simple. That's the thing about us. We play real old fasty grind. It's simple. Our songs are about surfing, volcanoes, drinking, how much tech-metal sucks, zombies that crave waterslides instead of brains, getting kicked out by lame dads and then turning into seaweed monsters, etc. Simple.

Name: The Fuckin' Party Man!
Instruments: Vocals, Steel Reserve, Wine Coolers

 

Name: R. P. Faster
Instruments: Guitar, Street Smarts

 

Name: Gore-gensen
Instruments: Bass, Vocals, Malts

 

Name: The Mad Scientist
Instruments: Drums, Potions

 

Name: Offensor
Instruments: Guitar, Spurgles, Giggles, Mountain Dew

 

Name: Buff Muffin
Instruments: E! Entertainment, Machoman Tattoo